Choose Your own WALLPAPER Adventure!
Here you are! In the wallpapering world of indecisiveness. You begin your walk in a green field with strange things floating around you. Letters, paint splatters and tools in small squared grey boxes follow you as you walk down the path. But quickly you arrive to a split end. You can see in the distance to the right the universe seems to look normal at first view. However the left path looks like a different ratio than usual, maybe something like 1280×1024. What do you do?
A)Choose the strange-looking universe to the left. Proceed to #42
B)Choose the universe with a usual ratio. Proceed to #101
C)Stay there and contemplate the floating objects. Click here to find out what happens
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1337
You picked up the letters one by one and decided to keep walking along. But the emprisoned letters in your arms are moving quite a lot, and they are still bugging you. You sit down on the grass and place them in front of you. You end up forming the word “Eureka”, but you wonder what this lonely number is doing in the pile. You decide to place it next to your word and you make up other random words with the letters that are left in the pile. Suddenly the letters move by themselves! They regroup into a vertical formation, making you tilt your head when trying to read them. You are:
A)Annoyed with this formation. You replace all of the letters in an horizontal line. Ah much better. Click here to see your work.
B)Satisfied with this formation. Take some time to admire them
C)Very angry. You end up kicking and screaming very loudly. You are so mad you destroy the letters. Click here to find out what happens next or proceed to #H4H4
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101.
As you walk along the new path, the floating objects following you begin to annoy the crap out of you. Especially the wavy red letters, that are poking you quite hard. You cannot make one single step forward as they poke you harder and harder. Ouch! Exasperated by them you decide to end all of this. You:
A)Reach for your sword and shout very loudly: “BAN KAI!11″. Proceed to #666
B)Pick them all up, you might as well carry them with you. At least like this, they won’t poke you undefenitely. Proceed to #1337
C) Pick them all up and sit down for a while. Maybe If you sing a lullaby they’ll fall asleep. Proceed to #13
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42.
You took the left turn into the strange-looking universe. Suddenly a humongus storm appears in the sky. Quickly the serene athmosphere transforms itself into a maze of extracted scan flowers, smudge winds, heavy texture rain and shiny lightning in the dark purple sky. You are:
A) Amazed at the cute sparkles and flashy colours, you decide to stay here to admire. Click here to see what happens
B) Very much scared. You decide to walk a little faster, and faster, and faster. You end up running away from those horrible visions to finally realise they are far behind. Click here to see what is in front of you.
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H4H4
As you walk along the new path, the floating objects following you begin to annoy the crap out of you. Especially the wavy red letters, that are poking you quite hard. You cannot make one single step forward as they poke you harder and harder. Ouch! Exasperated by them you decide to end all of this. You:
A)Reach for your sword and shout very loudly: “BAN KAI!11″. Proceed to #666
B) Pick them all up, you might as well carry them with you. At least like this, they won’t poke you undefenitely. Proceed to #1337
C) Pick them all up and sit down for a while. Maybe If you sing a lullaby they’ll fall asleep. Proceed to #13
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13.
As you start signing the letters in your arms slowly fade away and finally disappear completely. You are left with this
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666
BAN KAI!111 And the letters are slayed. One worry away from your goal, you continue along. The floating things slowly start to fly away until they are so far you can’t discern them from the horizon. Now that you feel a little calmer, you focus on what’s in front of you. After a while the path divides itself into two. You can see in the distance the one on the right starts on a steep hike and continues right into a mountain range. The one on the left is flatter and seems clearer, easier. You choose:
A) The left path, you do not feel like exercising your cardio today. Hills are easier anyway. Proceed to #911
B) The right path, you feel like adventuring yourself into those high peaks in the distance. Mountains are great no? Click here to run along the path to your right.
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911
As you enjoy your walk into the easy hills, you suddenly realise this path led to a desert-like field. Trees disappear one by one, leaving the place voided of horizon props. Surprised by this newly vast plain, you:
A) Feel a little reluctant towards this negative space. Proceed to #6_6
B) Are happy the scenery is starting to look so clean, you love to get lost into vast fields of green. Proceed to #11/5
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You gently close your eyes and think hard. And finally, something happens. Click here.
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[i]11/5[/i]
You are now enjoying a pretty clear view. Very fast the path disappears into the high grass, and you randomly pick the direction at wich your feet are aiming. After a while you notice the Western part of the sky is partly cloudy, compared to the completely clear Eastern sky. You think:
A) Puffy clouds! Puffy clouds! You want to touch them! Let’s run towards that direction, and see how close you can get to them
BOh noes, you don’t want any chances of rain on your side. You decide to walk towards the clear sky. Proceed to #/o/
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6_6
BAN KAI!111 And the letters are slayed. One worry away from your goal, you continue along. The floating things slowly start to fly away until they are so far you can’t discern them from the horizon. Now that you feel a little calmer, you focus on what’s in front of you. After a while the path divides itself into 2 new ones. You can see in the distance the one on the right starts on a steep hike and continues right into a mountain range. The one on the left is flatter and seems clearer, easier. You choose:
A) The left path, you do not feel like exercising your cardio today. Hills are easier anyway. Proceed to #911
B) The right path, you feel like adventuring yourself into those high peaks in the distance. Mountains are great no? Click here to run along the path to your right!
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/o/
Ah! How soothing this clear sky is to your eyes! You:
A) Wish you could go to heaven right now. Maybe the Skies up there are clearer? You want to see clearer! proceed to #;3;
B) Lay down on the grass and admire the pureness of the horizonline. Click here to see this!
